Ms. Steak

The google.com home page has a Moog you can play with

Chores:

britticisms:

It shouldn’t be, but you’ll never believe how much loving yourself can be a chore. It is much easier to believe the world. We are taught that the ways of the world are correct. This is the real world, they say. This is just how things are, they say. And yet, the real world is one full of hate, of pain. The real world says that your voice does not matter, that your feelings are not important, that who you are is not good enough. It shouldn’t be, but you’ll never believe how much loving yourself is a chore. But it is a chore you take on, a chore that becomes your everyday and then something you look forward to and then what you do eagerly. The real world may be full of hate and pain, but it is also full of people like you and me who work everyday to prove that we are more than the reality thrust upon us. 

I don’t know if it was the bad jokes or what but Dan Harmon’s “I got fired!” post was annoying as hell.

cosmopolitan-fascist:

queer nationalism a la gay and lesbian kingdom of the coral sea strikes me as so weird and frankly a very white people thing to do.

“

In a scheme similar to Israel’s right of return, a person was automatically granted permanent resident status and was immediately eligible for citizenship in the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands simply by being gay or lesbian. There was no visa requirement to visit the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, but there was a requirement that visitors be gay or lesbian.^”

WHAT. This place is a constitutional monarchy and their currency is the Pink Dollar. Did this start out as a joke but then went too far?

glossylalia:

Shit, Rosa, I didn’t even realize. She DID keep those naked ass noodles in the oven. I cannot. 

MEGAN PUT THE NOODLES IN THE OVEN I’M JUST REALIZING THIS DYING.